Thursday, October 2, 2014

nezua:

conelradstation:

George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992

22 years later it sounds like tonight’s standup routine.

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

I need to fucking push myself. Back to healthy eating, working out, scheduling. Everything. I’ve been a bit of a mess the past month and I’ve got to get it together.

beyonseh:

I’m ACTUALLY screaming

beyonseh:

I’m ACTUALLY screaming

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

Or they can get the help they need from a trained psychologist so they can do these things on their own.

Does it count as exercise if you are just squeezing your body all the time super- hard super-tight, cause you’re just crying so hard?

(Source: chloesevignies)


I tend to be a bit of a workaholic, but I also can’t function without some sort of domesticity as well.

I tend to be a bit of a workaholic, but I also can’t function without some sort of domesticity as well.

(Source: juliannehoughes)

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

I would make out with some of you so hardcore

X

There’s def a roach somewhere in my apartment so that’s good